06.27.09

Clues to the Clueless #19

Posted in clues to the clueless, student stories tagged , , , , , , , , , , at 12:50 am by profart

Hint: When you are emailing your professor, it is a good idea to maintain the same decorum you would show when standing in the professor’s office.

Perhaps I really do have an unusually commanding presence in a classroom, I don’t know. Here are some things I get in email that I never get from a student standing in front of me (real emails, slightly modified for privacy):

“This is a really hard class. We have to do stuff every single week. Art, I have a job and three kids and this isn’t my only class. This is the most reading I have to do for any class I’ve ever taken here! You should think about your students!”

I just wrote about this kind of student, and how it annoys me no end, because the majority of my students have jobs, kids, lives, and guess what? The majority of them not only do their work and do it on time, they do it without complaining about it to me in rude, inappropriately casual emails.

“I have to work on participation tonight, so will go back through all of this help you sent me that I asked for when I get a chance and send you a response. We’ve been in class for almost four weeks now, but I just noticed you have given me C’s all along this year. Wow!! What a slap in the face! If you only knew how much time I have been putting into your exercises and discussions! Well I guess it doesn’t matter. It’s my work not meeting your expectations, I guess. I will keep doing my best and if C’s are the reward, so be it. I’ve been on this earth 50 years and lived through a lot. This will have to be one of those times it appears.”

I wrote a rather lengthy announcement about how discussions worked and what to do if you were unhappy with your grade after I graded Week 1. I put it up every year after grading Week 1 so everybody can see the advice and tips for improving their grade. In a nutshell, I tell them to participate more and provide constructive analysis in their posts, just as I instructed them to do in the orientation and syllabus. Really, it isn’t hard.

“I really hate the way you worded question 5 on our assignment this week. You gave us the definition, and then all the choices for the word looked so much alike. I got it wrong because I read the answers wrong. Why do you have to be such a bitch? You could at least give partial credit.”

Yes, they really used the word “bitch.” And yes, the answers were similar-looking. But that doesn’t change the fact that a hipshot posture shifting weight to one foot and creating an s-curve to the body is “contrapposto”, not “contradiction.”

“I am finally getting my financial aid and should have the textbook shortly. Can I please make up the assignments I missed?”

Sent to me at the end of the third week of class. Note the word “shortly”… meaning that it isn’t in hand yet.

“I don’t like to make excuses for myself, but I have been bombarded this week with one event after another. I’ve taken online courses before and consider myself familiar with the environment. I understand that due dates are put in place for timely completion and that you do not accept late work. I submitted my discussion for week two just before contacting you tonight. I understand it was due last night at midnight and it is now considered late. This is my third time taking this course. I didn’t withdraw correctly the first time I took this and received a “D” for the course. Later I signed up for it again, but had more serious issues and withdrew. So this is my third (and final!) time! I’m retaking the course to boost my GPA. I have a complete respect for the arts and plan to pursue a career in some form art- possibly teaching. Well, I will spare you my entire life story and understand if you cannot accept my post, but just wanted to explain my reasons for the late submission. This should be the only conflicts with the course.”

Yeah, I was your professor both previous rounds. Just to keep my readers from being in suspense,I did cave and take her late postings, it was a particularly good life story that included a genuine medical issue. But its funny that I don’t get these in person from people intending to pursue a career in art. I’m still not sure why the previous two failures to complete the course had any relevance at all.

“Hey Ms. Art I was curious to what books I would need for Art History One and Two. I haven’t seen anything on blackboard about it. I can’t go to the bookstore because I’m not in town Thanks”

Try the online bookstore. It’s an online class.

“Most professors provide ISBN numbers for their textbooks, and I left your class because I can tell your demeanor. I hope I spelled it right since you achieved your doctorate degree, but you are the ONLY teacher that dfoesnt give isbn numbers. By the way, last semester the bookstore told me all my books were $587, I got them all for under 120 from amazon. You cant fault a student for finding a better and less expensive way. You can fault a teacher who doesnt want to work with her students. Good luck again Dr.”

This was after an email exchange at the end of the first week of class (when the textbook should have already been purchased!), in which the student asked me for the ISBN, and I referred them to the online bookstore, which lists the ISBN in the entry for the textbook, instead of trying hunt my instructor’s copy down to try to fish up the ISBN for the student edition, which I don’t have. Oh, and I asked; none of my colleagues include ISBN numbers, either (if you do, then I think that’s a good thing). They expect students who want to use a source other than the bookstore (and yes, we’re aware Amazon often has textbooks at a discount) to just hop on and check the ISBN number being used by the bookstore. Silly us, expecting our students to be able to do simple online research, especially for an online class.

Corollary: If these emails are showing the same decorum you would use in a professor’s office, you need to grow up (I don’t care how old you are now) and get some manners and professionalism, because not every professor is as professional as I am about having outside influences to your grade.

06.13.09

Summer Semester: The World In Brief

Posted in student stories, teaching revelations tagged , , , , , , , , , , at 3:09 am by profart

Folks have the impression that summer classes are easier than regular-semester classes. I can see where the impression comes from. For one, you only need to take one class to have a full load. After taking 4-5 classes during the regular semester, this may sound great. Also, there are two kinds of classes offered in most college summer sessions: classes that are also offered during the regular semester, and classes that aren’t. Often classes that aren’t offered during regular term are experimental or elective type classes, offered with lighter tone or narrower focus than regular-term classes (such as Underwater Basket Weaving or Seminar on Why Frodo Wears Brown Clothes in The Lord of The Rings and the Social Significance of Color Imagery.) In other words, you have either 16-week classes being squeezed into 10 weeks, or classes taking advantage of the 5- or 10-week formats to offer students something new and different to think about.

Neither of these types of courses are “easy.” That’s why you only take one.

My summer sessions are of the first type, the 16-week class offered in 10 weeks. Every year, I get a handful of students who complain about how much reading they have to do and how much work is involved, because after all, this is a summer class. I now have a pat answer: of course there are double reading weeks. I am putting 16 weeks’ of material and work into a 10 week session. But hey, you’re only taking one class, so what’s the problem?

This year, I have multiple students who are (according to their emails) working 50-60 hour weeks, plus trying to raise kids, as single parents, with sick parents/grandparents/siblings/children, oh, and a couple are also in ROTC or weekend warrior types, and why am I making them do all this work in a summer class?

So I have added in that they also need to consult their academic advisor about appropriate class loads. because folks, these are the types of people who shouldn’t be taking full-time loads in a regular term, so they should definitely not be taking a full-load during the summer, when the classes are more intensive. Because it really pisses off the folks who are working 50-60 hours a week, raising kids, taking care of relatives, are also in the military, and do their fucking work.

I assure you, there are many such students in my classes, and I admire each and every one of them.

06.09.09

Oh boy, new cheating scam!

Posted in Uncategorized at 12:23 pm by profart

I am so glad I have set in protections against this form of cheating already. When a student emails me a paper or assignment, I instantly open it. If it is corrupted, i email them and tell them I can’t open it. I require that the assignment be turned in on time, and in a form I can read- corrupted files do not count as a turned-in assignment! Until they get the confirmation from me, the assignment is not turned in!

06.06.09

Bad at Math: Update

Posted in clues to the clueless, student mistakes, student stories tagged , , , at 2:59 am by profart

The email reply to my sending of the numerical grades and calculations of said grade, complete with noting that the actual number at the end of said crunch was actually a failing one, was a bit pathetic. It was to the effect of, “I thought my grades averaged higher than that.”

The only thing I can figure is not only did the student originally leave out the zeros for the assignments not completed, but continues to attempt to ignore those zeros, even when I clearly showed them in the tally and crunching.

Munch munch munch. I actually changed my grading formula a few years back, because I had loud complaints from students that reached admin ears that they couldn’t figure out their grades using my stated formula. This told me that many of my students could not handle basic arithmetic, which is a bit frightening. I stumbled on my original formula, which was midterm 30%, final 30%, quizzes 15%, writing assignment 15%, participation and attendance 10%. Then I changed it up a little later, Midterm 30%, final 30%, assignments 25%, participation and attendance 15%. Nope, that was too hard. Now I just smack it down: midterm, final, assignments, participation, 25% each.

And they still can’t do the math.

06.05.09

Can I make these required reading?

Posted in Uncategorized at 3:38 am by profart

Bad at Math

Posted in Semester endcap, clues to the clueless, student mistakes, student stories tagged , , , , , , at 3:00 am by profart

From a student:

Hi Prof. Art. I was in your class and I just now looked at my grades and I am really not understanding my D in the class. I did all of the assignments and participation and my grades dont look bad. I averaged them and it looks like a C to me. The only thing I dont see on there is my Final exam part 1 grade but all else looks right. I am just a little confused, I thought that class was going well and I was doing well.

-Confused.

So I went back and crunched the numbers. Hey, I ain’t perfect, I’ve missed a number before. But the facts remained:

In fact, Confused had missed one weeks’ worth of participation, and one assignment. Part One of the final was never opened, nor attempted, according to BlackBoard.

And in fact, the numbers crunched to a 57.

Which is an F.

05.27.09

What am I doing?

Posted in teaching revelations tagged , , , , , , at 12:25 pm by profart

Believe it or not, when I design a class, I am actually thinking about the students, and what skills they need to move on to the next level. This changes depending on whether I am teaching an intro, mid-level, or upper-level class, and whether I am teaching at my community college or one of the four-year colleges. I also pay attention to what skill set kids actually arrive with, and make in-the-action adjustments.

Teaching at the community college is a wonderful opportunity, partly because of the wide variety of skill sets you get, partly because you have a real chance to help students move along in their intellectual development generally, preparing them for more advanced work and thought.

Who are my students? I teach a lot of intro courses. I think a lot of colleges make a huge mistake allowing these classes to be poorly taught, poorly organized, and poorly delivered, because these are the classes that form a real basis for your field and for the development of students. If you can lead the horse to the water now, you give them a great opportunity to know how to drink and what to do when they arrive at the next level classes. ONe of the reasons these classes can be so bad is that the people teaching them either lose sight of who these students are, never find out who these students are, just simply don’t care who these students are. They use these entry-level classes for weeding instead of teaching.

By definition, students in an intro class are at the start of their intellectual development in your field. Even seniors taking an intro class revert to a need for a framework, an authoritative starting point to begin their exploration. It is much easier to explore the world if you have roots somewhere, a point of reference to orient yourself. However, my students tend to be first- or second-year students, or a growing number of homeschoolers. With a community college, they are often a variety of ages and have a variety of goals, and thus have a diverse set of ultimate needs.

With intro classes, that need of a basic framework is the skeleton around which to develop a class. Intro classes tend to be information-laden, packed with all sorts of important basics. You need to pack in basic milestones of your field, while giving your students a sampler of what might be ahead for them and catch their interest to explore more. For art history, I need to pack in a basic outline of works of art that are reasonably firm in the timeline of art, provide vocabulary and methodology used for art, and teach students to actually look at objects in an objective manner.

At the same time, I need to pull students to the next level of intellectual development. At the start of their exploration, they need that authoritative framework; but the next step is to consider the wide variety of interpretations and opinions. After all, without controversy, I’m kind of out of a job. Students need to be able to start considering different ideas and think critically about them- how are they supported? Does the student agree with this support? What counter-arguments are out there? And the best students can even go to the next level- creating their own theories and interpretations of material (a step more usual to take in mid- and upper-level classes).

How to move students along in their intellectual development? That is the question before me as I design assignments, select reading, and evaluate work. If you push students too fast, you lose them. Students seem to feel they are doing “all the work and all the teaching” with actually learning anything. If you push them too slow, the class is boring and they don’t learn anything (nor do they move on in their development).

A lot of the “new-fangled” ideas for teaching do great in upper-level classes, but I’m worried about using blogs and too much independent study with students who have to facts to build on. It is more worrisome with the newer students I am seeing, who do not have the same skill set students had when I started ten years ago. These students have been raised in a world of heavy standardized testing and empty writing shells. They are trained to spit back whatever you have spoonfed them. You would think this would be a great skill set for basic intro classes, but it is a whole step back from ten years ago. These students have no skills for actually thinking about material, for generalizing material. If I teach that Leonardo da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa in 1505, and Michelangelo carved the David in 1501, they cannot grasp the fact that Leonardo and Michelangelo are contemporaries on their own; I have to make a point of saying so. They have no passion for topics, which makes it difficult to make anything relevant for them. Pulling them to the next level takes extra time and practice, because they haven’t had any in any field.

I have to take this remedial role of my classes into consideration when designing them. I have to regauge how and when to push, so that I end up at the same endpoint of my classes ten years ago. What is more, i have to navigate this new challenge with students who feel entitled to high grades, despite their mediocre work. For these spoonfed, standardized world, “minimum requirement” means an A, not a C. My class becomes a very rude shock if I don’t design it to help them move along in their development, and move along quick.

The fact is, I used to get students read for college-level work, and now I get an increasing majority of student who are not. At the community college level, I have a real chance to give these students the opportunity to be ready. At the four-year level, where this cis also an increasing problem, I have a chance to pull those kids who need remediation to the level they need to be to move on to those mid-and upper-level classes.

After all, as an intro teacher, that is my job. Start with what you get, and get them prepared to really explore the world around them.

05.11.09

Just Shoot Me Now

Posted in Semester endcap, student stories, teaching revelations tagged , , , , , , at 3:00 am by profart

I don’t know why I did it. Honestly, what kind of self-loathing I must have, what insanity creeps into my brain.

I just sent out an email to students who had not yet turned in all their work, reminding them that tonight is the deadline for turning in work. Of course, they have known this from Day One. However, the “exam week” for the college doesn’t actually end until tomorrow. Of course, the grades are due at noon the very next day, and I need some time to actually grade the work, so I set my deadline for today. Besides, the online course weeks have all ended on Sunday, all semester, so it made perfect sense.

I have three students who haven’t taken the proctored section of the exam yet. They will be screaming in the morning, claiming that they had to work or whatever, and why can’t they take the exam today? Answer: Because it was due yesterday.

I’m just begging for a storm of email to the effect of, “I just got your email! So can’t you take this now?” Answer: No. That email was a reminder of what you already knew. I sent it out of the goodness of my heart for your convenience and in your interest. I did not lie. The deadline was yesterday.

Why do I open myself up to this crap? Just shoot me now.

05.06.09

Wake Up and Smell the Coffee

Posted in Uncategorized at 9:46 pm by profart

When I went to college, I had a friend who got through college by begging for extensions in all her classes, and whining about her grades. She was well-known on campus. Why? Because it was rare. People just didn’t whine about having to turn work in on time. You didn’t email your professors complaining about your grades. You did your work and got what you earned. That’s the way it was.

Things have changed since I started teaching. I get more emails begging for grades, complaining about grades, and whining about grades. I have had to put into my syllabus policies like “don’t email me about the grade you want. Trying to influence your final grade is cheating, and is against academic honesty policies.” When I was in school, no one had to put that in a syllabus- it was a given. Also, “Completing the minimum requirements at an adequate level will earn you a grade of ‘adequate’, which is a C.” This was common knowledge when I was in school. This is Big News to many of my students now.

Am I crazy? Is it just me? No, the trend has been noticed, even by the New York Times.

This is a hard enough issue if you are permanent, full-time faculty on the tenure-track, or already tenured. For an adjunct, it is far worse. Student evaluations are part of our lives far more, because if we get enough of the “right kind” of complaints, we don’t get hired back. And if you don’t think student a. know what the “right kind” of complaints are and b. won’t use them to get “back at” at professor who has given them a grade lower than what they think they are entitled to, you’re living in Fantasy Land. It takes far fewer of those “right kind” of complaints for an adjunct to be fired (or just not rehired) than it takes to start worrying about a permanent faculty. It is much harder to fire a professor with tenure, after all.

There is now nothing I dread more than seeing that lovely yellow inter-campus mail envelope, the thick one. You know what it is. It’s your copy of the evals.

It only takes one or two bad apples in a class of 30 to really wreck your eval numbers. It only takes a couple of “unfair grader”, “makes degrading comments/responses”, and/or “difficult to contact out of the class” to really wreck your mood- especially when these comments are untrue. However, I do expect students to show up for class. I expect them to have their textbook on the first day of class (and certainly by the end of the first week). I expect them to turn in their work on time. If there is a problem, I expect to be told in a timely manner- not two, three, or eight weeks later. I expect essays to be proofread before they are turned in. I expect reading to be done before the discussion.

Silly me. I thought these things were student responsibilities. I’m tired of getting slammed by spoiled brats who think they should get an A simply because they paid their tuition bill, and take it out on me when they don’t bother to earn or bother to learn.

05.04.09

Clues to the Clueless #18

Posted in clues to the clueless tagged , , , , , , at 9:52 pm by profart

Hint: Just because you didn’t get your way doesn’t make a professor “rude”, “arrogant” or “unresponsive to student concerns.” You were the one who:

Didn’t bother to buy your textbook, or locate it in a library, for three weeks, and then wanted to have me extend the deadlines for the first three weeks’ work.
Didn’t bother to fix your software problem. Sorry, I cannot reopen the entire semester’s worth of work for you!
Didn’t bother to contact me when you missed an assignment- eight weeks ago. No, I can’t reopen that for you now.
Didn’t bother to check to make sure your assignments were properly submitted before the deadline, despite clear instructions in the orientation material and syllabus to do so. No, I cannot reopen the entire semester’s worth of work for you.
Didn’t bother to do any actual research for your research project. Plugging your topic into Goggle and pulling up a page on Wikipedia does not constitute college-level research, even in an introductory-level class. (I find it shocking this would even be acceptable in high school!)
Didn’t bother to proofread your essay before turning it in.

And yes, I find it personally insulting that you would make negative comments on my evals and on eval websites because you couldn’t be bothered to be responsible and do your work. I’m very flexible with students who have medical and family issues, and present them in a timely manner. I am not very flexible to be asked at the end of the semester to let you make-up work from before the midterm, with no valid excuse. Sorry “I forgot” is not valid.

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